Introducing the 2030 Masters champion
Tiger Woods announced on Saturday that he will be a father in 2007, as he and wife Elin will welcome their first child this summer.
While they certainly aren't hard up for cash (is there a baby registry at Nike.com?), it's not likely that they've picked out a name. Earl would be nice for a boy, of course, but it lacks some originality. Depending on the gender, here are a few suggestions:
Bear: An homage to Jack Nicklaus, and keeps the animal theme going.
LeBron: There's got to be another one someday - stake your claim.
Phil: Named after one of your great benefactors in Nike's Phil Knight, plus nobody named Phil could ever beat you, Tiger.
Byron: After Nelson, not Leftwich.
Michelle: Nah, there's already a golfer by that name who tries to follow your every move.
O'Meara: Tiger, you were named after a buddy of your father, so follow the trend. Might be a pretty girls name. (And judging by your wife, you'd have a pretty girl.)
Hootie: Dress the baby up in green jackets, and stick to your guns.
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